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Actor in a Lead Role

"Elections have consequences."

                 - B. Obama

"So do jokes."

                -G. Thompson

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  • Timothee Chalamet, Bob Dylan in A Complete Unknown

    • He didn't capture enough of Dylan's dark side, but that was a writing/directing choice, not an acting one. He was compelling, particularly considering how well Mr. Pulitzer Winner has been publicized over the years.

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  • Colman Domingo, Devine G in Sing Sing

    • This movie didn't get the honors it deserved, but Colman is racking them up. He's our next EGOT, assuming he gets on a soundtrack that gets a Grammy!

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  • Ralph Fiennes, Lawrence in Conclave

    • Now that we've come to realize he's not an actual Nazi, we get to see him in a nuanced, conflicted role. This is an underrated film (maybe I'm just nostalgic for a hit of some non-Keto-friendly sacramental wine in the sacristy). There are also 4 stellar performances here. Isabella may take him a golden relic, but Ralph won't go home with one. "Ego te absolvo..."​

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You Can't Normalize
Him

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Bucky Barnes? BUCKY is playing HIM?!? I got shingles last month. It was his fault, you know. HIS FAULT!!!

Leave Him Alone!

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Fine. Keep making fun. Keep talking about how his dance looks like he's jerking off two guys. Indict him a couple more times -- maybe even another impeachment. Trump for King, 2028!

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