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Actor in a Supporting Role

This one should be highly competitive, but Ke Huy Quan did two things: 

  1. He played multiple personalities so well that we were able to follow what could be an otherwise confusing "fuck this multiverse shit -- put Top Gun on again" experience, and

  2. He campaigned on a sympathetic "I said I was done with acting, but really, I couldn't get cast in anything for 20 years. It was painful..." tour. 

  • ​Brendan Gleeson, Colm in The Banshees of Inishirin

    • ​This Irish actor and musician (he plays all of his own fiddle parts until...well, you know...) has been a personal favorite since In Bruges. He is compelling here, but not even one of the top three performances in his own movie! Sorry, mucker.
  • Judd Hirsch, Uncle Boris in The Fabelmans

    • I'm a fan, but Judd is in this movie for about as long as I can read Kierkegaard without my eyes getting heavy. BTW, was Taxi actually funny, funny for its time, or funny now that I can't see it anymore? I think we're all a little too swayed by "Whaaattt....doesssss....a......yellowwwww....liggghhhttt...."

  • Ke Huy Quan, Waymond Wong in Everything, Everywhere, All at Once

    • You get that "where do I know this guy from" feeling that is immediately tamped down by "uh oh...Asian...am I confusing him with some other Asian actor...again?!?" This is where you know Ke Huy from -- the most entertaining thing in a shitty movie from a series you otherwise love. His ability to move between characters so easily glued this movie together (same comment will appear for Michelle Yeoh and Stephanie Hsu -- don't know how all three of them pulled it off). This is your winner, even though my choice is...​

  • Barry Keoghan, Dominic in The Banshees of Inishirin

    • This should be a lock, but the aforementioned vote-pull from fellow castmates combined with the nostalgia-driven sympathy for Ke Huy Quan make sure my pick doesn't win. It isn't the abrupt friendship dissolution or the disrespect of fingers that brought the dark to Banshees -- it was Barry's Dominic character. No disrepect, Ke Huy.​

  • Brian Tyree Henry, James in Causeway

    • Apologies to Mr. Henry, but no one -- including me -- saw Causeway. I'll be more supportive going forward. After your role in Book of Mormon, I owe you better, General. Enjoy the no-pressure show.

For Profit...

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Self-mutilation is the next left-thing, starting with the right hand. 

For Real...

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I'd cut more than fingers off...on the air...if I thought it would add a couple of points to the share price. Really...it's not like it would be that big a loss.

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