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Cinematography

  • Greig Fraser, Dune

    • He filmed an entire movie in Abu Dhabi and Jordan and didn't get any sweat on the camera lens. Hoping Dune gets a win or two as an apology to the servers at Beefsteak Charlies -- particularly Clare Davenport and the late Ron Bearce who stupidly trusted me -- on whom I inflicted suffering by making them sit through the 1984 version of this that was like a drug-induced nightmare without the high. â€‹

  • Dan Laustsen, Nightmare Alley

    • We have friends in NJ who live next to a park where Carnies setup every Labor Day weekend. Mr. Lausten brought to life all of their nightmares.

  • Ari Wegner, The Power of the Dog

    • Tricked me into thinking New Zealand was Montana. That's gotta be worth a statue (despite the fact that I'm easily bamboozled...as well as easily boozed).​

  • Bruno Delbonnel, The Tragedy of Macbeth

    • He's got a Harry Potter credit (Half-Blood Prince). Not enough to get his first statue, though.

  • Janusz Kaminski, West Side Story

    • Mom: I'm supporting a nice Polish boy! This guy is staw​ -- Saving Private Ryan, Schindler's List. But this is filming a stage musical, so nie ma posÄ…gu this year.

Artists are Artistes

People should not be put in cages...except for certain men. You know who you are.

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West Uses Big Words to Keep Nazism Alive

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